Jack Daniels and Michelle Skip Brown/Bill Pekar
Depression is contagious, I caught it from my wife That's why I'm down here sittin' on this bar stool every night Doin' shots and acting like I don't even care She says it's just a woman thing And stomps her foot and glares Grandpa said the secret to be married all your life Is to fall in love every day with the same girl every night Well I don't know if it's true or if it will work for me The hardest thing is comin' home to her misery That's why you'll find me at the bar, sitting by myself All the ragulars know my story But none of them can seem to help The woman I married, after 23 years Turned out to be someone else That's why I'm spending time with Jack Daniels and Michelle Jack thinks it's okay for me to feel the way I do Especially, he says after I've had a few Michelle is always there for me, like she already knew I was ready for another Here why don't you have one too Everybody says it's a woman thing, let it go Jack says there's some things that aren't for me to know Michelle says she'll get over it, just takes a little time But I'm wondering who she'll be then or if I will survive That's why you'll find me at the bar, sitting by myself All the ragulars know my story But none of them can seem to help The woman I married, after 23 years Turned out to be someone else That's why I'm spending time with Jack Daniels and Michelle She's taking pills for this and that Rubbin lotion on her joints But they don't seem to be working So what the hell's the point Michelle and Jack take care of me All the medicine I need Well I always feel much better When I'm in their company That's why you'll find me at the bar, sitting by myself All the ragulars know my story But none of them can seem to help The woman I married, after 23 years Turned out to be someone else That's why I'm spending time with Jack Daniels and Michelle